Wrong Turn 008 [Video]

[eternallostboy]

[Ryoga was simply minding his own business out in the wild Luceti. Seldom did he ever come by town, and often wandered the wilderness for weeks.

It was one of those times he happened to leave his journal lying around. Being the unfortunate soul he was, the video feed had activated on its own just in time to catch him trip and fall into the lake.]

ACK!

[He was once a boy, who immediately turned into a pig. Disgruntled snorting could be heard as he made his way out of the lake. Just his luck.]

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[gavemyword]

[Hey, a man's gotta eat. And who knows how much longer he's going to be out here, lost... alone...

... hungry.

Zoro picks Ryoga up with one hand, looking down at him curiously. A pig with wings. Huh. Ah, well, it looks edible enough. He smiles down at him and anyone watching the scene would have thought he'd just found his long-lost pet pig...] I wonder if you'll taste better boiled or roasted. [Maybe he should call Sanji and ask. :|a]

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[eternallostboy]

[Now cue the squirming, squealing, and generally being difficult.

No can eat.
No can eat!

He very much enjoys not being COOKED!]

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[gavemyword]

[Oop--] Hah, you have some fight in you after all. [Not that it's doing him any good. Well come on then, pig. Let's find something to roast you with...]

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[eternallostboy]

[Instinctively the struggling pig went to bite Zoro because he rather make you bleed than be cooked again.]

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[gavemyword]

[AAGHH have a punch to the head you stupid pig!]

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[eternallostboy]

[Bonk!

It wasn't very effective!

Ryoga bit down harder.]

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[gavemyword]

[Zoro uses FLAIL ARM]

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[eternallostboy]

[He probably could have bit for dear life, but he didn't. Instead he let go and soared several feet back, landing on his hooves.

HUFF-SNORT!]

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[gavemyword]

[THAT'S IT. Zoro draws his sword.

You're a dead pig.]

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[eternallostboy]

[Ryoga isn't afraid of you.

He's actually quite agile in this form. Ryoga would dash at Zoro in blazing speed.

RYOGA used FURY SWIPES!]

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[gavemyword]

[His attack catches Zoro on the arm. This is really an awful lot of trouble for a little pig.

ZORO used WHIRLWIND! By which I mean he slices upward strong enough to displace air.]

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[eternallostboy]

[To his misfortune the blade did graze. D: Why did you make him bleed?]

Uweee!

[He'll stop momentarily because he really didn't want to fight you. Especially with a disadvantage as great as this one.]

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[gavemyword]

[Zoro doesn't hesitate. He snaps his sword back into place and bends down slowly, trying to look as still and cautious as possible.]

Hey, you know, you're pretty smart for a pig.

[As he's saying that, his hand reaches down to grab a pebble. He throws it, aiming for Ryoga's forehead. Pokeball GO!]

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[eternallostboy]

[Ryoga wasn't caught.

Ryoga darted to the side, easily dodging the pebble. Zoro will have to do better than that.]

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[gavemyword]

[You're lucky he doesn't go all out fighting animals, pig. Zoro puts another hand to the ground, palm flat. He picks up another pebble and throws it...

... OR DOES HE. His hand violently stirs up the dirt on the forest floor, creating a thick smokescreen in its wake.

Hey, Ryoga. You might wanna look behind you.]